My Ex stole my truck but left her Mama |
Lyrics"My Ex Stole My Truck, But Left Her Mama"By Yves Stilmant © 2025 Verse 1A She took the dog and the flatscreen too Left a note on the fridge that said, "We're through" But I came home and what do I see? Her mama sittin' there, watchin' Judge Judy Verse 1B She's got curlers in, feet on my chair Drinkin' my beer like a millionaire Smells like menthol and casserole And she just clogged up my toilet bowl Pre-Chorus Now I ain't cryin' 'bout that girl She's halfway 'cross the trailer world But her mama's camped here rentin' free Eatin' pork rinds and judgin' me Chorus My ex stole my truck, but left her mama She's been wearin' my boxers and my pajamas Talks too loud, hogs the remote Tells me I need to "watch my tone" She don't pay bills, but she's got demands Like turnin' my outhouse into a hot yoga stand Yeah life got rough when she took off But her mama moved in, and now I'm lost Verse 2A She's teachin' my dog bad tricks again Like how to burp and vote redneck men She deep-fried my last box of fries Now she's tryna teach me to harmonize Verse 2B She's on my porch in her moo-moo gown Cat-callin' boys from all around town Yells "Get off my lawn!" at folks drivin' by But it ain't even her dang property line Pre-Chorus Now I'm not wishin' my ex would show But take your mama back before I blow 'Cause if I hear "bless your heart" once more I'm sleepin' in my bass boat by the shore Chorus My ex stole my truck, but left her mama She's been smokin' cigars in my sauna Wants sweet tea and NASCAR on loop Tells me I'm shaped like a canned soup She don't cook, but she runs my stove And keeps flirtin' with my cousin Joe Lord help me now, I've had enough She might've left, but her mama's tough Bridge (spoken & sung) (SPOKEN:) Now don't get me wrong... she makes a mean gravy But I swear that woman thinks she owns the Navy (SUNG:) If she don't leave by next sunrise I'll trade her in for a pack of fries Final Chorus My ex stole my truck, but left her mama She drinks my beer, and calls me "drama" Her snorin' shakes the trailer wall She's got a recliner in the bathroom stall I'd trade five tires and a jar of jam Just to send her back to Birmingham So if you're askin' how life's been since Let's just say... I miss the dents Tag (crowd chant) She stole my truck! (but left her mama!) She stole my truck! (but left her mama!) |
| Short Song Description: Well... she left me, and now her Mama is left behind and she tells me what to do...! |
| Lyric Credits: Yves Stilmant |
| Music Credits: Yves Stilmant |
| Producer Credits: Lumiere Soundworks/Audio Alchemy Productions |
| Publisher Credits: Groove Tattoo Publishing |
| Performance Credits: Yves Stilmant |
| Song Length: 3:17 |
| Primary Genre: Country-General |
| Secondary Genre: - |
| Lead Vocal: Male Vocal |
| Language: English |
| Era: 2000 and later |