Grandpa got a Tik Tok |
Lyrics"Grandpa's Got a TikTok"By Yves Stilmant © 2025 Verse 1A It started when he found my phone, Clicked somethin' and said, "Well I'll be grown!" Next thing I knew, that ornery cuss Was flossin' hard on the back of the bus. Verse 1B He rode a goat clean through the feed store, In nothin' but overalls and an open door. Slipped in the mud but nailed the spin, Now folks call him "The Geriatric Wind." Pre-Chorus Mama's cryin', "Lord please help!" He's twerkin' next to the firehouse bell... Chorus Grandpa's got a TikTok, Lord save us all, He's doin' the worm at the VFW hall. He don't know what "DM" means, But he's slidin' in like a meme machine! Boots, goats, and a two-step strut -- He's breakin' hips and blowin' up! Likes and shares from Timbuktu -- Grandpa's got a TikTok... and no dang clue! Verse 2A He challenged some kid to a dance-off duel, In Wranglers, Crocs, and a kiddie pool. He's got a million views in his small town, But still thinks Wi-Fi's a rodeo clown. Verse 2B He filmed himself eatin' six ghost peppers, While yodelin' loud in his Fruit of the Lepers. TikTok said it might violate rules, But folks just laughed -- it's Grandpa's tools! Pre-Chorus Grandma's prayin', "Make it stop!" He just livestreamed from the donut shop... Chorus Grandpa's got a TikTok, y'all brace the wall, He just rode a goat through the county mall. He don't know what hashtags do, But he's trendin' hard in Kathmandu! He's got moves like a loose raccoon, Spins so fast, he changed the moon! Likes keep rollin' -- we're all doomed... Grandpa's got a TikTok... in the livin' room. Bridge (with banjo solo + goat bleat) He don't tweet, he don't text, But he's shirtless on a tractor next! Granny's hidin', church won't claim, But Grandpa's now a household name! Final Chorus Grandpa's got a TikTok, somebody pray, He's upside down on a bale of hay. He don't know how to end the stream -- Now we're all stuck in his livestream dream! He broke the app and the neighbor's fence -- And now he's dancin' at the county dispense... It's viral truth with denim pride -- Grandpa's got a TikTok... Lord help our side! Outro Tag: "Follow me y'all! What's a filter?" |
| Short Song Description: Gramps TikTok mayhem |
| Lyric Credits: Yves Stilmant |
| Music Credits: Yves Stilmant |
| Producer Credits: Lumiere Soundworks/Audio Alchemy Productions |
| Publisher Credits: Groove Tattoo Publishing |
| Performance Credits: Yves Stilmant |
| Song Length: 3:00 |
| Primary Genre: Country-General |
| Secondary Genre: - |
| Lead Vocal: Male Vocal |
| Language: English |
| Era: 2000 and later |