Too much stuff |
Lyrics"Too Much Stuff (So I Sleep in the Barn)"Yves Stilmant © 2025 Tempo: 120 BPM Style: Country Rock (with heavy guitars and a solo) Theme: Cowboy hoarder with no clue he's got a problem Tone: Hilarious, high-energy, redneck ridiculous [Verse 1] Well I got six recliners and a jukebox grill, Four broken tractors sittin' on the hill, A velvet Elvis, a moonshine still, And a bathtub full of vintage roadkill. [Pre-Chorus 1] Got a goat on the porch and a couch in a tree, There's a blender in my bed where my wife should be. I swear I'm normal, don't need no alarm... Just tripped on a lamp shaped like a gnome's arm. [Chorus] Now I sleep with my horse, 'cause my house is full, Of antique mugs and a bull skull stool, TVs stacked up to the chimney top, Got a raccoon guardin' my old pawn shop. Ain't no room for me -- but I got space for yarn, So I'm sharin' a stall and snorin' in the barn. [Verse 2] Got a stuffed squirrel band playin' banjo jazz, Fifty fake beards and my grandma's brass, A cardboard cutout of Johnny Cash, And a toilet throne made outta broken glass. [Pre-Chorus 2] There's a chainsaw swing and a gravy boat wall, My recliner's parked in the upstairs hall. Tried to clean up, but I bought more yarn-- Now I'm spoonin' my horse out in the barn. [Chorus] Yeah I sleep with my horse, 'cause my house is tight, Been collectin' junk since Tuesday night, Found a used toupee and a lava lamp, Bought a truckload of teeth from a vampire camp. My fridge holds shoes and a lucky jar of yarn, So I'm warmin' my boots in a hayloft barn. [Bridge - Guitar Solo] [Instrumental: Screamin' southern-rock solo, twangy licks & fuzz] YEEHAW! ?? "I got ten lawn chairs on my chandelier!!" [Final Chorus] Yeah I sleep with my horse, and he don't complain, 'Bout my sock drawer filled with model trains. They say I hoard -- but I say I collect, Like 500 forks and a moose named Jeff. I'm the king of crap from dusk till dawn -- Y'all send help, I'm stuck in the barn! Outro "Some folks got a man cave -- I got a hay cave." |
| Short Song Description: Tale of a redneck hoarder |
| Lyric Credits: Yves Stilmant |
| Music Credits: Yves Stilmant |
| Producer Credits: Lumiere Soundworks/Audio Alchemy Productions |
| Publisher Credits: Groove Tattoo Publishing |
| Performance Credits: Yves Stilmant |
| Song Length: 2:33 |
| Primary Genre: Country-General |
| Secondary Genre: - |
| Lead Vocal: Male Vocal |
| Language: English |
| Era: 2000 and later |