Beer Don t Lie but My Buddy Does |
Lyrics"Beer Don't Lie but My Buddy Does"by Yves Stilmant © 2025 Verse 1A I told my girl I'd be home by eight But I'm sittin' here with wings and a plate My buddy Joe said, "I'll cover you, man" Now she's callin' me with questions again Verse 1B He told her I was helpin' fix a tire Meanwhile I'm watchin' the jukebox fire She said, "That don't sound like your kind of fun" I said, "It's fine -- Joe's got this one" Pre-Chorus He talks a big game, acts all wise But he blinks hard when he's tellin' lies I tee it up, he swings and whiffs Guess truth ain't one of his hidden gifts Chorus Beer don't lie but my buddy does Says I'm at church when I'm at the Buzz Claims I'm fishin' when I'm on the run From another fight I shouldn't have begun He can't keep stories straight to save my hide But this cold one's honest every time Beer don't lie... but my buddy does Verse 2A She caught on fast, now she don't play She tracks my phone and my Chevrolet Joe said, "Say you're helpin' me move a couch" She said, "Funny -- I just saw you headin' south" Verse 2B So now I'm buyin' him a round or two For all the dumb things he tried to do He might stink at alibis and lies But he sure can chug 'em down just fine Pre-Chorus He says he's slicker than a bar of soap But he panics like a priest on The Jerry Show I feed him lines, he drops the ball He couldn't lie straight in a round dance hall Chorus Beer don't lie but my buddy does Says I'm in bed when I'm raisin' fuzz Claims I'm prayin' when I'm pourin' shots She said, "Bless his heart, but he ain't got a lot" He tries to help but trips on every line Still this Bud Light tells it every time Beer don't lie... but my buddy does Bridge Now she don't trust him or me much But she knows the truth from the first sip's touch So when I say "baby, I've changed this time" She checks the fridge before the signs Final Chorus Beer don't lie but my buddy does Tried to be smooth, but we both got buzzed Swore I was sleepin' at my mama's place She said, "Funny -- your mom just texted your face" Now I'm on the porch with a six-pack prize At least the can still never lies Beer don't lie... No, beer don't lie... But my buddy does |
| Short Song Description: My buddy and I are drinking and he is covering my butt... |
| Lyric Credits: Yves Stilmant |
| Music Credits: Yves Stilmant |
| Producer Credits: Lumiere Soundworks/Audio Alchemy Productions |
| Publisher Credits: Groove Tattoo Publishing |
| Performance Credits: Yves Stilmant |
| Song Length: 3:37 |
| Primary Genre: Country-General |
| Secondary Genre: - |
| Lead Vocal: Male Vocal |
| Language: English |
| Era: 2000 and later |