He don't know the constitution |
Lyrics"He Don't Know the Constitution (But He's Wavin' It Around)"By Yves Stilmant © 2025 Verse 1a He struts like a rooster with a wig on fire, Spray-tanned hands and a pants-on-lyin' empire. Said, "I read the Constitution twice today," But he thinks the Bill of Rights is a lunch buffet. Verse 1b He says, "I love America, I made it great!" Then spelled "freedom" F-R-E-E-D-U-M-B on his license plate. He thinks Alaska's south of France, And once tried to ban a windmill dance. Chorus He don't know the Constitution, But he's wavin' it around like a flag of confusion. Thinks checks and balances are for his account, And the court's just a show he can bounce. He tweets at clouds, he yells at trees-- Declared war on dictionaries. Yeah, he's runnin' this town with a gold-plated frown... But he don't know the Constitution. Verse 2a He built a wall that ends in a creek, Then blamed the river for bein' weak. Signed his name like a chicken scratch, Said, "I wrote the anthem, and I pitched the match." Verse 2b He hugged a flag like a prom date drunk, Then challenged science to a push-up stunt. Said, "I'm the smartest man that God designed-- But I think Ohio's just West Caroline." Chorus He don't know the Constitution, But he yells "fake news!" like a new religion. Claims he's honest as the day is long, But he changes facts like his spray-on bronze. He thinks the Senate's a casino floor, And said Mount Rushmore needs "two faces more." Yeah, he's runnin' this town with a clown-shaped crown... But he don't know the Constitution. Bridge He says, "I know Article 12 by heart," (There ain't no twelve, bless his golden cart.) Then tried to nuke a hurricane And pardoned a turkey named Ukraine. Final Chorus (Double) He don't know the Constitution, But he'll autograph your rights with delusion. Calls the truth a liberal hoax, Then golfs while freedom chokes. Says "I alone can fix the land," While wearin' gloves on both his hands. Yeah, he's drivin' this bus straight into the ground... But he don't know the Constitution. No, he don't know the Constitution... But he's wavin' it around. |
| Short Song Description: A country parody with swamp sass and trailer-park truth bombs, you who am talking about... |
| Lyric Credits: Yves Stilmant |
| Music Credits: Yves Stilmant |
| Producer Credits: Lumiere Soundworks/Audio Alchemy Productions |
| Publisher Credits: Groove Tattoo Publishing |
| Performance Credits: Yves Stilmant |
| Song Length: 3:22 |
| Primary Genre: Country-General |
| Secondary Genre: - |
| Lead Vocal: Male Vocal |
| Language: English |
| Era: 2000 and later |