What the heck did I just buy? |
Lyrics"What the Heck Did I Just Buy?"Written by Yves Stilmant © 2025 Verse 1 It started late one sleepless night Scrollin' my phone in screen blue light An ad popped up that caught my eye "Get this now for half the price!" It showed a grill for your car wheel I hit "Buy Now" -- it felt so real Then came a box with wild surprise A plastic wig and steak-cut ties Chorus What the heck did I just buy? A baby tub that's shaped like pie A disco hat for frogs that fly A toaster that screams lullabies It's shrink-wrap junk, I can't deny And somehow I was sold the lie Now my whole porch is stacked up high What the heck did I just buy? Verse 2 I got a shirt that glows in snow And sings when you say "Let's go!" A belt that doubles as a light It flashed all day and half the night A couch for cats with cup holders Some socks that whisper to your shoulders A mug shaped like my uncle's chin And shoes that beep when I walk in Chorus What the heck did I just buy? A soap that claims it helps you cry A phone case shaped like pumpkin pie A robe that hums a lullaby A light that blinks when cows go by I paid with one click -- don't know why And now my bank account's bone dry What the heck did I just buy? Bridge (16 bars guitar solo) (Chicken pickin' telecaster mayhem ensues) Verse 3 There's foam for chairs I don't own yet A lamp that smells like bacon sweat A clock that tells me when to nap A leash for ducks that don't wear caps A selfie stick that feeds my fish A whistle shaped like mac 'n' cheese They told me all this stuff was real But now I've lost my last good deal Final Chorus What the heck did I just buy? A coat that hugs and waves goodbye A spoon that sings and buzzes flies A pillow made from soda fries A thing that blinks and winks its eye And tells me jokes when I say "hi" If this is smart, then I ain't wise What the heck did I just buy?! Outro So friends beware those late-night thrills Or end up broke with boxes still With socks that scream and forks that squeal... What the heck did I just buy? |
| Short Song Description: For all TEMU lovers, and compulsive obsessed shoppers |
| Lyric Credits: Yves Stilmant |
| Music Credits: Yves Stilmant |
| Producer Credits: Lumiere Soundworks/Audio Alchemy Productions |
| Publisher Credits: Groove Tattoo Publishing |
| Performance Credits: Yves Stilmant |
| Song Length: 2:39 |
| Primary Genre: Country-Contemporary |
| Secondary Genre: - |
| Lead Vocal: Male Vocal |
| Language: English |
| Era: 2000 and later |