Get off my lawn, but bring the beer |
Lyrics"Get Off My Lawn, But Bring the Beer"Written by Yves Stilmant © 2025 [Verse 1] I'm up at dawn with my socks and shorts Yellin' at kids ridin' loud-ass sports Bikes and scooters flyin' down my street Knockin' over all my garden geese I got ten signs that all say "NO" And a BB gun I barely show But I'll forgive your reckless steer... If you toss me one cold beer [Chorus] Get off my lawn -- but bring the beer Take your noise and disappear Turn down that bass, shut off your drone Before I call your folks or throw a cone No trespassin', I made it clear But I'll wave if there's Busch Light near Yeah, get off my lawn -- but bring the beer [Verse 2] I ain't mean, just short on sleep And my back goes out when I try to leap You threw a football through my door Now my porch cat don't trust me no more I don't wanna fight, I don't want jail But I'll still holler through the mail Unless you show up clutchin' cheer... In a twelve-pack with no fear [Chorus] Get off my lawn -- but bring the beer No hard feelings, let's be clear I'll sip and squint from my folding chair While judging your tattoos and hair Don't need hugs or flowers here Just a sixer, cold and near Now get off my lawn -- but bring the beer [Bridge] I used to be you, wild and dumb Now my hobbies are pills and rum But I still smile once a week When someone brings that golden leak [Final Chorus] Get off my lawn -- but bring the beer It's my castle, loud and weird You're young and fast, I'm stiff and slow But I still drink like G.I. Joe You'll get your ball back -- never fear Just bribe me with some bottled cheer Now GET OFF MY LAWN... ...but bring the damn beer |
| Short Song Description: A cranky, country-rock porch-stomper full of rage, regret, and refreshments. |
| Lyric Credits: Yves Stilmant |
| Music Credits: Yves Stilmant |
| Producer Credits: Lumiere Soundworks/Audio Alchemy Productions |
| Publisher Credits: Groove Tattoo Publishing |
| Performance Credits: Yves Stilmant |
| Song Length: 3:04 |
| Primary Genre: Country-Contemporary |
| Secondary Genre: - |
| Lead Vocal: Male Vocal |
| Language: English |
| Era: 2000 and later |