My Cousin's ex is now my step sister |
Lyrics"My Cousin's Ex Is Now My Step-Sister"Written by Yves Stilmant © 2025 A redneck soap opera of love, confusion, and barbecue-based betrayals [Verse 1] She dated Brad -- my cousin twice They broke it off, like cheap white rice Then Mama met her dad in jail They hit it off through sliding mail Next thing I know, she's moving in With wedding cake and her fake twin Now Christmas feels like court appeal And I don't know what's fake or real [Pre-Chorus] I used to date her back in May Now I call her sis? Or bae? [Chorus] My cousin's ex is now my step-sister My family tree just grew a blister We grilled hot dogs at the wedding bash While Uncle Rick lit off his stash My cousin's ex is now my step-sister I can't hug her now... without a whisper [ Verse 2] Her mom divorced my grandpa twice But still brings casseroles on ice Her brother married Aunt Nadine Who once eloped with Dale -- age 13 We play charades on Friday night But all the clues start family fights The baby shower had three cakes And none were for the actual babe [Pre-Chorus] I drew a chart and it caught fire Then Grandma danced on a spare tire [Chorus] My cousin's ex is now my step-sister And she still flirts -- which makes it weirder She winks at me, then calls me "bro" While Grandpa DJs "Cotton-Eyed Joe" My cousin's ex is now my step-sister I need a priest... or at least a filter [Bridge] We ain't broke laws -- that's what we think But the county clerk just poured a drink He said, "Son, you're legal... but barely so" Then handed me a form... from Maury's Show [Final Chorus] My cousin's ex is now my step-sister My therapist says, "Please reconsider" I bought her flowers -- she said, "That's cute" Then high-fived me and borrowed my boots My cousin's ex is now my step-sister And I just cried... at the family Twister |
| Short Song Description: Family hilarious mix up... |
| Lyric Credits: Yves Stilmant |
| Music Credits: Yves Stilmant |
| Producer Credits: Lumiere Soundworks/Audio Alchemy Productions |
| Publisher Credits: Groove Tattoo Publishing |
| Performance Credits: Yves Stilmant |
| Song Length: 2:46 |
| Primary Genre: Country-Contemporary |
| Secondary Genre: - |
| Lead Vocal: Male Vocal |
| Language: English |
| Era: 2000 and later |