Whiskey, women & weed |
Lyrics"Whiskey, Women & Weed" Yves Stilmant © 2025[Verse 1a] I got a pickup full of empty cans A hound dog that don't give a damn My cousin Earl's got a moonshine still We crank it up at the top of the hill [Verse 1b] Sally left me for a rodeo clown But I ain't cried, just doubled down On Friday nights with that mason jar And a girl named Lou in my grandpa's car [Pre-Chorus] Mama said, "Boy, you need to pray" I said, "I tried, but the preacher ran away" [Chorus] Whiskey, women, and a little green weed That's all a country fool like me needs Got a banjo buzz and a beer can hat Ain't got class but I'm fine with that If I go down, I'll go with a grin Runnin' from the law in my cousin's twin [Verse 2a] Granny's got a stash in a biscuit tin Says, "It ain't wrong if you don't get caught again" There's a raccoon livin' in the outhouse seat He's mean as hell but he don't bite feet [Verse 2b] Darlene's dancin' in a Walmart lot Wearing daisy dukes and a camo top She once won Miss Duck Call Queen With a bottle of Jack and a trampoline [Pre-Chorus] Uncle Jim's got parole on Tuesday But tonight we're gettin' loose in the usual way [Chorus] Whiskey, women, and a little green weed That's all a country fool like me needs Got a buzz so high I can't find my truck But the dog's got keys and a tail full of luck If I go broke, I'll barter with beans Runnin' moonshine back through New Orleans [Bridge] Ain't got sense but I got a plan Get rich off a YouTube van With a jug band crew and a goat named Steve We'll tour the South till they make us leave [Double Chorus] Whiskey, women, and a little green weed That's all a redneck heart will ever need Got a six-string fried on chicken grease Still can't spell "misdemeanor" at least But I'm alright, yeah I'm just fine Livin' that freedom in a straight line Whiskey, women, and a little green weed That's all a redneck heart will ever need Got a six-string fried on chicken grease Still can't spell "misdemeanor" at least But I'm alright, yeah I'm just fine Livin' that freedom in a straight line [Outro] So raise your jar, let's misbehave We'll laugh 'til they put us in a shallow grave Whiskey, women, and weed, amen We'll do it all tomorrow again |
| Lyric Credits: Yves Stilmant |
| Music Credits: Yves Stilmant |
| Producer Credits: Lumiere oundorks/Audio Alchemy |
| Publisher Credits: Groove Tattoo Publishing |
| Performance Credits: Yves Stilmant |
| Song Length: 2:47 |
| Primary Genre: Country-Contemporary |
| Secondary Genre: Country-General |
| Lead Vocal: Male Vocal |
| Language: English |
| Era: 2000 and later |