Hold my beer |
LyricsHold my beer Yves Stilmant ©[Verse 1a] Eighteen years old, feelin' ten feet tall Bottle of Jack and no sense at all Backseat laughs, windows down Told my buddy, "Pull over now!" [Verse 1b] I had to pee like a busted dam Saw a fence and said, "I've got a plan" Unzipped with pride, took my stance Didn't know I'd never stand a chance [Pre-Chorus] Said the famous last words I now regret "Y'all hold my beer, this ain't over yet..." [Chorus] Now my junk got zapped by an electric fence Passed out cold, it all made no sense Woke up lyin' in a bed of ants Pants were gone, I'd lost my chance Face full of puke, a hell of a kiss All 'cause I said: "Hold my beer and watch this" [Verse 2a] My shoulder burned, my neck on fire Them ants were crawlin' like live barbed wire My crotch was screamin' from the lightning bolt Guess I found out that metal jolts [Verse 2b] My friends just laughed and drove away Said, "He's still breathin', he'll be okay" Left me there to stew and marinate In shame, Jack Daniels, and a whole lotta fate [Pre-Chorus] Should've known better, should've just held it But drunk me was dumb and fully committed... [Chorus] Now my junk got zapped by an electric fence Passed out cold, it all made no sense Woke up lyin' in a bed of ants Pants were gone, I'd lost my chance Face full of puke, a hell of a kiss All 'cause I said: "Hold my beer and watch this" [Bridge] Mama always said I'd learn the hard way Didn't think it'd be my manhood that paid I got scars and a story I can't dismiss From the night I turned genius into dumb-ass bliss [Final Chorus] Now my junk got zapped by an electric fence Passed out cold, it all made no sense Woke up lyin' in a bed of ants Pants were gone, I'd lost my chance Face full of puke, a hell of a kiss All 'cause I said: "Hold my beer and watch this" Yeah, my junk got zapped by an electric fence Woke up stingin' and smellin' like offense Fire ants dined like it was fine cuisine And I looked like a crime scene So if you drink, then take this tip: Never say "Hold my beer and watch this..." Heee Haaa...! |
| Lyric Credits: Yves Stilmant |
| Music Credits: Yves Stilmant |
| Producer Credits: Lumiere oundorks/Audio Alchemy |
| Publisher Credits: Groove Tattoo Publishing |
| Performance Credits: Yves Stilmant |
| Song Length: 2:54 |
| Primary Genre: Country-Contemporary |
| Secondary Genre: Country-Honky Tonk |
| Lead Vocal: Male Vocal |
| Language: English |
| Era: 2000 and later |